Cargo Shorts: A Defense

With nineties fashion in vogue again, it’s high time we revisited a much maligned garment of the warm-weather wardrobe—the cargo short. Woefully misunderstood and unduly detested, this pinnacle of utilitarian design can hold some amazing things.

Man in cargo shorts in the style of the Vitruvian Man.


Three CDs.

Burned R.E.M. CDs.

Person ziplining between buildings.

Canvas belt that is too wide for normal belt loops.

A Sbarro napkin.

Restaurant napkins.

The two Titanic VHS tapes in the pockets of cargo shorts.

Blockbuster videos.

A screenplay.

Your screenplay about a guy who wears cargo shorts.

Person pulling another pair of cargo shorts out of cargo shorts.

More cargo shorts.

Person carrying their baby in a pocket on their cargo shorts.


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